20 Of The Best Holiday Jokes for Kids (and Dads)

It’s the season of giving and what better gift is there then a good laugh? Check out these delightful, kid-friendly jokes to impress the youth at your next holiday function!

• What do you get when you cross a duck with Santa?

  A Christmas quacker.

• Why do mummies like Christmas so much?

  They’re into all the wrapping.

• What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?

  Anything you want. He can’t hear you!

• What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

  Rude-olph.

• What do you call a scary looking reindeer?

  A cariboo.

• What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

  Frostbite.

• What do you call Santa’s little helpers?

  Subordinate clauses

• What do you call an elf that can sing and dance?

  Elfis

• What’s every parent’s favorite Christmas Carol?

  Silent Night.

• What do you call Santa when he takes a break?

  Santa Pause

• What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling?

  Mistletoad

• What do you call a bunch of chess masters bragging about their games in a hotel lobby over the holidays?

  Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

• What did one snowman say to the other?

  “Is it just me, or do you smell carrots?”

• What do you call a Yeti with a six-pack?

  The Abdominal Snowman!

• What is a vegan’s favorite Christmas carol?

  “Soy to the World.”

• What was Santa’s favorite subject in school?

  Chemis-tree!

• What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

  A cookie sheet!

• What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?

  Stick with me, and we’ll go places!

• What kind of photos do elves take?

  Elfies!

• What is Santa’s laundry detergent of choice?

  Yule-Tide.